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how to tell if you are part squid

Unsure of your ancestry? Suspect your lineage might include squid? Take the test below to find out:

1. do you have more than two arms? yes no
2. do you take inordinately long showers? yes no
3. do you enjoy a lot of salt on your food? yes no
4. is your favorite movie Peter Benchley's The beast? yes no
5. do you eat krill? yes no
6. can you swim like Aquaman? yes no
7. do you consider yourself to be "enigmatic", "fearsome" or "mysterious"? yes no
8. do you enjoy Billy Ocean's music? yes no
9. does eating calamari make you feel queasy? yes no
10. do you have an inexplicable fear of sperm whales? yes no